Cascading Wisps

robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast

 

i’m sorry

I can’t hear you

over his glorious smile

are you sure

you’re willing

to play this game?

I am very sure

That this game

Is already lost

oh so we’re going pg-13 now?

hmm too bad robert

is lacking in that area

meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like

Come on now guys, they

all

have

lovely

wait

da fuq

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

OMYGOD!!! THIS LITERALLY- I AM CRYING!!! X’DDDD

I FUCKING LOVE JEREMY RENNER.

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bogleech:

Can we just

Appreciate the fact that Tropius is exactly the following three things:

A) a dinosaur.

B) a banana tree.

C) able to fly.

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nocturnebychopin:

seananmcguire:

mazarin221b:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

And the grand finale: Hi Homeland Security How Are You Hope You’re Enjoying My Browsing I’m Not Really Going to Weaponize Smallpox I Just Need to Be Sure of the Symptomatic Progression After a Virulence Spike (Hint It’s Pretty Fast).

And it’s movie adaptation: No I Don’t Want to Hide A Dead Body, I’m Just Writing a Fic

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riningear:

mom… dad…. I’m bisexual

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM OR EVE

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fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad